Bicycle Helmet Tongue Twisters

Summary: Here are some bike helmet tongue twisters. How fast can you say them?

  • Jose hopped his hedge and hit his head hard.
    How happy Jose had hooked his helmet on his head!
  • Hasty Hillary’s helmet’s hanging on a hook at home.
    Who hopes Hillary has humungous heaps of luck?
  • Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled helmets.
    Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled helmets?
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled helmets,
    where’s the peck of pickled helmets Peter Piper picked?
  • One smart student, she felt smart.
    Two smart students, they felt smart.
    Three smart students, they all wore helmets.
  • How many helmets would a hedgehog heave
    if a hedgehog could heave helmets?
    He would heave, he would, as much as he could,
    and heave as many helmets as a hedgehog would
    if a hedgehog could heave helmets.
  • How many helmets would a woodchuck chuck
    if a woodchuck could chuck helmets?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
    and chuck as many helmets as a woodchuck would
    if a woodchuck could chuck helmets.
  • She sports softshell helmets by the sea shore.
    The helmets she sports are surely softshells.
    So if she sports softshells on the seashore,
    I’m sure she sports seashore softshells.
  • A bloke’s back bike brake block broke.
    His helmet habit wholly held him harmless when he hit.
  • There was a young man in St. Paul
    Who did not wear a helmet at all
    He had hard luck and crashed
    And his head was all bashed
    ‘Cause he had it all bare in the fall.
  • In French: (accents will not show properly)
    Un cyclist sachant cycler cyclait souvent sous son casque.
  • Headless horsemen hardly have a helmet hanger.
  • Humpty Dumpty wholly hated his humungous helmet.
  • Hagrid had a huge hobbit helmet hanging on his hairy head

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